justacoffeeshop:

doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

me and my friends went to the shore. I haven’t even been there since Sandy and lord did I miss it

yahoodrive:

was Tarzan vine famous?

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

cooldudebro:

nosdrinker:

>be me

>be the only person on the bus

>2014

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